The South Still Exists

By The Ol River Geezer

Looking at the red and blue states in the what is usually known as the South, I noticed that only Virginia and Florida went for Obama, while the rest of the Southern states voted for McCain.  Why did two traditionally Southern states vote for a liberal candidate?  Because those two states are no longer a part of the South.

The sons of Virginia have produced some of this country’s finest examples of leaders: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson, to name a few.  So, what’s happened to this state that’s been a credit to the South?  Proximity to Washington, D.C.  Due to the plethora of elected officials and welfare recipients that live in and near D.C., they’ve naturally spilled over into northern Virginia, particularly Fairfax County.  And this once noble state has become so infested with liberal Yankees that it’s voted for a liberal socialist for president.

And then there’s Florida, the home of Captain Jonathan Dickinson, Confederate States of America (see note below) who, as a cavalry officer, would capture federal troops and, since he had no way to get them to some POW internment camp (the nearest was the infamous Andersonville Prison in South Carolina), would have them sign an agreement that they’d go back home and not take up arms against the Confederacy.  After the war, many yankee officers verified this epitome of a Southern gentleman.  Capt. Dickinson had to be told, as he was preparing to engage a Federal unit, that the war was over and he should surrender to his antagonists.  He did so, and the Federal commander, who was well aware of Dickinson’s reputation, complimented Dickinson on his morality during the not-so-civil war, and told Dickinson and his men to keep their personal arms and horses and go on home.

But, my home state of Florida has been so invaded with retiring northerners, that the state now voted for Obama.  Quite sad, really, but this is what happens when a beautiful place with a remarkably mild climate gets “discovered” by hordes of snow-shoveling people from the North.  And, sadly, they bring their liberal convictions with them.  Look at an embarrassing state like Massachusetts.  The voters keep re-electing the lowlife, Ted Kennedy.  Can you imagine a people supporting someone who cheats on his wife and then leaves his “secretary cum bed-buddy” to drown in the cold waters of Chappaquiddick?  No, I can’t either, but then, we’re Southerners who share a certain moral code.

And have you noticed the difference between Republican Congressmen who get caught in morally questionable situations and their Democrat counterparts?  The Republicans resign their office while the Democrats continue to get re-elected.  Sad, isn’t it?  And, as a Southerner, we all were Democrats at one time.  You can walk near the Southern cemeteries and hear the bumping sounds as our dead ancestors roll over in their graves. 

So, the states that are still truly Southern voted for McCain, while the miserably liberal northeastern and far western states voted for Obama.

Such is life, yet this election allows us a few years to regroup, continue to support the high moral level that true Southerners adhere to, and vote in a person or persons who share our traditional values.

 

Note:

The more well-known Battle of Gainesville took place on August 17, 1864, in the town square. The fighting was viewed by many of the townspeople from the windows of the Beville house near downtown. 342 Union troops of the 75th Ohio Mounted infantry, reinforced by two companies of the 4th Massachusetts Cavalry and supported by a battery of 3 cannons from the 3rd Rhode Island Artillery under the command of Colonel Andrew L. Harris occupying the city were attacked from the rear by some 200 soldiers of the Second Florida Cavalry under Captain Jonathan J. Dickinson (companies H and F), supported by local militia, elements of 5th Florida Cavalry Battalion and a small artillery battery of two cannons for a total strength of about 290 (though only 175 would be engaged in the actual fighting).
The Union column, tired from a long march in the hot summer sun of Florida, were taken by surprise and did not have time to fully deploy when the main attack commenced. After just over 2 hours, the Union troops were routed, driven out of town and suffered significant casualties — 28 dead, 5 wounded, 86 missing or unaccounted and 188 captured, along with 260 horses lost and a 12-pound howitzer. The Confederates lost 3 killed and 5 wounded (2 mortally). Only 40 Union troopers and Colonel Harris escaped. He reported his column was destroyed by a large Confederate force of 600-800 men and 3 cannons (on this last figure he was only off by one).
After hearing his account, the remaining Union forces in the north central Florida area withdrew to the garrisons at Jacksonville and St. Augustine. Gainesville would remain in Confederate control for the duration of the war.  Wikipedia

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