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The Ol'
River Geezer uptake on Illegal Aliens |
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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his Colt .45 pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Ol' River Geezer, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, take a big swig of it, throws his beer bottle into the air, pulls out his shotgun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, then catches his beer as it falls without spilling a drop. He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God bless America
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